Happy as a fish in crystal waters

There are some things you see on the Web that you could only speculate upon and that badly, or unbelievably in pasttimes.

Check this out.
Enter the site and listen to the MOOD muzak.
Oh my. What an array of things to buy to soothe my soul and lighten my purse.

How can you resist such a pitch as this?
PHOTOREAD - Learn to READ at 25,000 words per minute!
(Yes. 25 thousand. Note it does not say anything about retaining that knowledge.)

There are some good things on that site but I can't get past the silly ones.
My chakras are stuck.

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