posted to a client's fridge (in bold block letters)

his little note pasted to the fridge door, at the home of a very pleasantly confused client, I

surrepticiously copied it to my planner while pretending to take notes to the progress report.

This is cute.
And oh so very apt for people like me:


I'm Lost!

♥ I've gone to look for myself.
If I should return
before I get back,
♥ please ask me to wait.


If you see me wandering about with this taped to my forehead,
you'll know what happened.