Make me beautiful!!

After my dental procedure of last week,
I went directly into my office,
did NOT pass GO,
did NOT collect $200.
Filling out the form with dates of absence from work and reasons thereof, I sat in the little office trying to collect my bearings. One of our Supervisors came in, looked over my shoulder at the form, and patted me on the back saying:
"Oh the things you do for beauty!"
She was very lucky my mouth was full of gauze. Beauty was the last thing on my mind at that moment.

Today I had a beauty moment. I felt worlds better than yesterday and showered, dressed and went out for a morning capp. I caught my reflectoin in a storefront window. It did not match what I see in my mind for my residual body image. After all if this was the Matrix I would be 5 foot 10 with 42 inch legs and clad head to toe comfortably in leather.
I saw this puffy little round person all in blue. oooo is it Gimli? hmm surely not Bombur! ---ack! its ME!

I went straight to the plaza to my dear hairdresser Dallas. After all it is Tuesday and unlikely he is TOTALLY booked up, right?

"ok you walk-in-er! What do you want?"

"What do I want? OR why am I here today?"

"heh heh how much time will you need?"

"How much time do you have?"

"So basically I can do anything I want?"

"Yes please and throw in the complementary botox and lipo"

Ah the merriment!
Dallas cut and coloured my hair and then just before 3:30 when the lowlights were almost settled in, I remembered the orthdontists.

"hey Dallas? Will I be out of here by 3:45?"

"More like 4."

"But I have to be at the Ortho at 3:50"

"Oh sure NOW you tell me."

Well I was!!! Dallas is a hair god.
The reflection is now Liv Tyler on steroids.
hee hee.

Thats a GOOD thing you know. She was far too thin to be a realistic Arwen.
These women fought with swords for Eru's sake. It takes back muscles to support arm and shoulder muscles. Try fencing with no muscle. Good luck on that!

So tonight your silly caregiver blogmeistress sits blogging while looking FABULOUS darling.
Feel like I have a ways to go but in general life is MUCH better.

Dallas you are the greatest, most talented and by far the wittiest of them all.
Bless your glovie hands.
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**The soul bride should weave patience into the braids of her hair, and apply the lotion of the Lord, the Great Lover. (Asa M.1 359)