This just in!
--handed to me by the ever wonderful Donna B.
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GONNA BE A BEAR!
In this life I am a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you are a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too!
WHen you're a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping, and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitly deal with that!
If you're a mamma bear, you swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YEP!! I'm gonna be a bear!
---------------- (copied from the Senior's centre bulletin board in Rimbey, Alberta)
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NEWSFLASH! RE: ABOVE!!
--am already a bear!
haha
